:: Take the caning.
[[You]] really don't want to struggle with that trigonometry homework today.  "I'll take the caning," you say.

[[Mrs. Donovan]] looks surprised.  "Very well, Parker," she says.  "Lean over the desk<<if $clothes eq 0>> and lower your trousers and underwear down to your knees<<else>><<if $clothes eq 1 or $clothes eq 2>>, pull your dress up, and pull your underwear down to your knees<<else>><<if $clothes eq 4>>, pull your skirt up, and pull your underwear down to your knees<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>."

<<display "Lean over the desk.">>