:: Rosalind Left <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>As soon as your mother leaves, your phone rings. [[You]] pick it up. "Hello?" you say. "Parker?<> Is that you?<>" That's definitely Emily's voice. "Emily!" you say. "<>Yes, it's me. <>Where are you?" <><>"I'm in the driveway like we agreed yesterday," she replies.<>"Your mother called me and told me I should come to see you after school. She didn't say why; she was very mysterious about it. Anyway, I'm in the driveway now," she replies.<> "And wow! This is some house!" <>Oh my God! Emily is here and you just had sex with your mother and your room still smells like sex! You decide you'll just have to spray some air freshener and hope that does the trick. <>"That's great!" you say. "Hold on and I'll be right out to meet you." You hang up the phone. <>Quickly, you do a quick cleanup to make sure you smell all right and put your sweatsuit back on. You grab some air freshener and spray it around the room. You sniff the air and it seems to have masked the odor pretty well. <><>You take Rosalind's overnight bag with all the sex toys in it and stuff it in your closet.<> You go out to the driveway and [[Emily]] is standing next to her car. <>She looks at you strangely as if trying to put her finger on what's wrong with you.<><>She is startled when she sees you, immediately noticing how different you look. "Parker!" Emily exclaims. "What happened to you!?" "I'll explain when we get inside," you reply. She nods and continues to stare at you, making you feel self-conscious and uncomfortable.<><> She walks up to you and gives you a hug. <>"I swear you're shorter than you were," she remarks. You let the comment pass without reply.<> The two of you walk into the house and you lead her to your bedroom. You sit on the bed and she makes herself comfortable in your chair. "All right, Parker," she says. "Tell me what this is all about." <>[[Pretend that nothing's happened.]] <>[[Tell her what this is all about.]] [[Break up with her.]]<>"You're not Parker," she says. "Who is this?" "No, really, it's me, Parker," you say. You start to try to explain everything that's happened to you in Rosestead. You're met by dead silence on the other end. When you finally pause to take a breath, she says, "Look, I don't know who you are, but this isn't funny. Parker told me this was his personal phone. I call him up and some floozy answers and then has the nerve to claim to //be// Parker. Well, you tell Parker that it's over between us." You hear a click and the phone goes dead. Ah well, you think to yourself, now that you are a girl yourself, you've got more important things to worry about than a girlfriend anyway. Besides, she never really seemed to like you much. [[Continue.|Emily Gone]]<>