:: Refused Makeover <>"No thank you, [[Mrs. Anderson]]. I have a girlfriend named Emily," you reply. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know," she replies. She gets up to leave and leans in and hugs you. "Forget I offered then. Now remember, don't hesitate to call me if there's anything at all that you need." "There is one thing I've been wondering about. Doesn't it bother you that your husband has all these affairs?" you ask. "We're pretty enlightened about such things here in Rosestead, Parker. Mr. Anderson has a far higher sex drive than I do. The domestic staff also gives him an outlet for any sexual desires he has which I might find a bit distasteful or, for that matter, painful. And you'd be amazed at how hard-working the girls are. Without Mr. Anderson's incentive system, I'm not sure we could ever keep the house and grounds looking as nice as they do. Plus it has other advantages." And her eyes twinkle a bit. With that, Mrs. Anderson walks out of your room. <>[[You]] look at your nails and notice they seem to be growing very quickly lately, so you trim them. After, while you sit on the bed idly, you suddenly feel homesick and desperately want to talk to someone other than the weird Anderson family. You can't contact your mother since she's probably slutting it up with the other executives at Anderson Chemical, but perhaps someone from home can help. [[Call your girlfriend Emily.]] [[Call your best friend Billy.]] [[Do your trig homework.]]